Foreign Sodas

A lot of sodas imported from foreign lands (and some that are just pretending to be japanese)

∵ Redrick Schuhart ∴ 2026-04-03

	I was unable to taste any tea or pomegranate in this bev. I didn't see that this was a 10 calorie beverage, which might have made me realize that this was more of a Lacroix style drink than a true soda. The skinny airplane cans are infuriating. I am a big boy and want more soda than this. They have an implied paternal admonishment embodied in their dimensions, that you (the royal you (t: the consumer)) should be moderating your intake, and I'm not looking for that in a can. The flu I have might be the reason I can't taste this 3/10.
	Looks like clogged sink water after washing dishes. Cured my hangover 9/10.
	My jaw dropped in the deli when I saw this. What a beautiful world we live in. I'm imagining strapping two of these to the beer drinking hat that spongebob wore. 9/10.
	A normal 7-up style of beverage, if this was served to me poured out into a glass I would give it a 6/10 but the threathening corkscrew bottle design plus the oddly lifted backplate of glass on the rear that the manufacturing info is stamped onto are a huge plus in my book, bumping this to a 7/10 soda.
	Instant buy if you ever see this, it's grape soda that doesn't taste like it was make in a lab, there's a nice sourness underneath a medium sweetness. 10/10.
	Looks like cleaning liquid, the taste was alright to start but towards the end of the bottle it left me feeling a bit ill, I like the little greek style tesselation embossed into the plastic. 5/10.
	The taste of the passionfruit is so subtle that you are drinking a purely aspartame flavored beverage. The beverage being perfectly clear doesn't help out either. I like the bottle's form factor. 2/10.
	Tastes like eating ice pops out of your friend's garage fridge. The smaller bottle was a good call, the flavor is overwhelming and full sized soda would push it over the edge of being sickening. 4/10.
	I never buy knockoff or store brand Cola's, there's always one flavor that they get wrong and makes you wish you were just drinking a regular coke brand cola instead. I was pleasantly surprised by this, it's pretty close to the real thing taste-wise. It was cool drinking out of the Arabic can, but other than that, why bother. 8/10.
	Advanced beverage technology. Instead of a regular soda tab or even the antique pull-tab, this has the entire top pulls off like a soup can, but with a pressurized pop like a gunshot and a smokey mist. This is 13 calories but the presentation and lack of chemical afterburn fooled me into thinking it was a full strength soda. The fully removable top really lets you glug this one down. There's two full peeled and pitted lychee floating around in the can, I have no idea how they stay preserved, but the can recommends refrigeration. I have to dock a point because its impossible to get these things unstuck without one bonking yourself on the nose, or god-forbid, putting your entire mouth over the rim like a toddler. 8/10.